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Dan ima daleč premalo ur, da bi lahko počela vse, kar me veseli; okrog ga prinašam tako, da marsikdaj cel teden spim toliko, kot ljudje navadno spijo v eni noči. Pa vendarle je čas prekratek na vseh koncih in je treba postavljati prioritete, sklepati kompromise, postavljati vrstne rede; izločati. Ali odlagati hobije za naslednja življenja. Celo vrsto let sem prioritete prilagajala svojemu sočloveku, prepričana, da moram srečo drugih postavljati pred svojo lastno. Ko je v moje življenje prišel Bajk, sem vedela, da je moja sreča pasja. Malo je ljudi, ki razumejo, kakšno ljubezen pes lahko da človeku; ne, ne gre za kompenzacije, tega, kar mi lahko da pes, se ne da primerjati z ničimer človeškim. In potem se zgodi, da zaradi časa in naklonjenosti do psa izgubiš človeka; prvega, drugega … In se odločiš, da boš raje sam, kakor kar naprej pred perverznimi odločitvami med Njim in psom.

Ko mi je bilo najbolj hudo, mi je moja angleška kinološka mentorica napisala: »I’ve been on this journey a few times, and when I hear the 'you love those dogs more than me' complaint I know it is time to move on, move forward. The dogs will always stay constant. It is very, very rare to find someone to share our love and understanding of what the dogs give us, the best strategy is to ensure they have their own hobby they are as passionate about – cars or aeroplanes are highly recommended! Maja, this is especially for you:

The discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of dogs was announced today. This substance, called amobacter caninii has been linked with the following symptoms in females: reluctance to cook, clean or do housework, a reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or high heels. Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after baby has new collars, leashes, beds, treats, food, blankets or toys.

Amobacter caninii usually results in long hours away from home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans (especially husbands and boyfriends). Amobacter caninii is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional sources – this may lead to a pack mentality or like the potato chip commercial, you can't have just one. Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours.

General warning: Dogs are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.«